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he ate an olive from an olive garden salad and said “these aren’t grapes”
oh this about me I’m just he/himming myself as a treat. olives are gross
dump him
reblog if vampires are valid and your blog is a vampire safe zone
this blog is actually a pro-vampire zone. i actively encourage the presence of vampires here.
Sleepy Bitch Disease Flag - When you’re always just so tired.
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genuinely cant stop thinking about whatever early human first looked a literal wolf full in the face and thought domestication would be fun but ALSO cant stop thinking about the ENTIRE early human tribe that absolutely did NOT think to stop them
HOLD THE PHONE
Slightly related: I read a book by Rick McIntyre, who was official Wolf Guy at Yellowstone Park for 25 years (and studied wolves for 40 yrs total). He describes how, when they’re alone, wolves—both adults and pups—will pick up sticks or bones or bits of animal skin and toss them around to entertain themselves, the way you might toss a ball up and down. They essentially play catch by themselves.
So if wolves do this by themselves, in nature, that means that we saw them playing this game and thought “huh, that wolf enjoys fetching the stick it’s throwing for itself, maybe I could throw it further and it would like that more?” And thus began our two species’ mutual favourite game to play together
But the point is that they invented fetch
brb screaming into a pillow for a thousand years
No piece of calligraphy is ever gonna be as cool as the ampersand in the D&D logo
Every cat I have known would immediately climb up through the hole and start stealing everybody’s food.
Crime porthole
this was designed by cats
Just get one of these and put them over the whole, you can have cat and food protection.
You imprison miette. You put her under the glass like the cheese. Jail for mother for hundreds of years.
this is the most deadpan miette I've ever heard omg
that’s because miette’s had enough
Terrifying, thanks for the nightmares
*pippin voice* what about second puberty??
*merry* I don’t think he knows about trans rights, Pip